How Would Dewey Cooper Train Trump?



How Would Dewey Cooper Train Trump?


LAS VEGAS, NEV (September 25, 2016) — Political pundits nationwide have been comparing the presidential campaign and Monday's debate between Secretary Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to a world championship fight. DEWEY COOPER, a former two-division kickboxing world champion and 2008 Martial Arts Hall of Fame inductee, is training JESSIE VARGAS for his World Boxing Organization (WBO) welterweight title defense against boxing's only eight-division world champion and the reigning Fighter of the Decade Senator MANNY “Pacman” PACQUIAO. Pacquiao vs. Vargas takes place Saturday, November 5 at the Thomas & Mack Center on the campus of the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Pacquiao vs. Vargas and its three co-main event world title fights will be produced and distributed live by Top Rank® Pay-Per-View, beginning at 9:00 p.m. ET / 6:00 p.m. PT, and will be available on all conventional platforms, including all major cable and satellite systems, as well as Top Rank's digital distribution via and mobile devices.


“I would train Secretary Clinton extremely hard, making her train very long, and super intense training sessions. That way there would be no questions if she is tough enough, strong enough, as well as physically and mentally durable enough. Whenever you train someone to their highest, most peak, grueling tiptop threshold levels, they either quit or fight through it. These are the best and most efficient ways to discover if they are truly dedicated to what they claim they are or if they are simply having dreams of grandeur or even deluding themselves about their claims. These are the Black Kobra Striking System Methods that I would apply on Secretary Clinton.”


“I would make Mr. Trump do long distance runs in high altitude areas, such as the mountain ranges, in total isolation. Only Mr. Trump and I would do these long five to eight mile runs. He would not be allowed to even use headphones to listen to music. No distractions like music or people would be allowed. That way he would be forced to focus on only doing the real work that makes a true difference between success and failure. After our long mountain runs, I would make him chop trees for 30-45 minutes straight with a dull axe. That would teach him to understand the true meaning of hard work and dedication. Mr. Trump would then be more equipped to identify with the grassroots of the American work force. The rural area farmers, agriculturalists, and all those minorities whose everyday life means doing the unglamorous jobs that keep America moving along fluidly unlike most Third World Countries globally. Training with me, Mr. Trump would then be a bit more familiar with the Middle – Lower Class citizens in American. LOL! Then finally, when we made it to the boxing gym, I would keep it completely private while Mr. Trump trained. I would bring in the strongest and toughest sparring partners that I could find, making him spar three times a week for several weeks. When Mr. Trump finished his boxing training camp with me, he would know the feeling of the “Underprivileged.” He would understand what putting in very difficult and hard labor with little to no reward feels like. Lastly after training with me, Mr. Trump would understand that life is not a popularity contest or a hyped up media agenda. Trump would honestly know that most times there are no immediate rewards or gratification other than your own spiritual satisfaction of finishing what you started. Mr. Trump would definitely understand that people cheering and applauding you, just to fill your ego, is nothing compared to the self satisfaction of conquering the demons, obstacles, and the fears within yourself. These are the Black Kobra Striking System Methods that I would apply on Mr. Trump.”

Founder/editor Michael Woods got addicted to boxing in 1990, when Buster Douglas shocked the world with his demolition of the then-impregnable Mike Tyson. The Brooklyn-based journalist has covered the sport since for ESPN The Magazine,, Bad Left Hook and RING. His journalism career started with NY Newsday in 1999. Michael Woods is also an accomplished blow by blow and color man, having done work for Top Rank, DiBella Entertainment, EPIX, and for Facebook Fightnight Live, since 2017.